26-07-2015, 01:56
I saw a sexy girl sitting in the pub last night.I walked over and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice how attractive you were. How do you fancy letting me buy you a drink?"
"Errrr...Hello!" said her boyfriend, sitting on the seat opposite, "Am I invisible?"
"xxxx off dude" I said, "You can buy your own."
DD
"Errrr...Hello!" said her boyfriend, sitting on the seat opposite, "Am I invisible?"
"xxxx off dude" I said, "You can buy your own."
DD


Ubique.