I'm just going through the R&M ready for the new season 
Health and safety checks to do, risk assessments, the bloody lot
You'd be the first to complain if we weren't open on time
And don't go in the showers the legionella test isn't until next week 
AND NO
YOU'RE NOT GETTING A F UCKING NEW BIG SCREEN
Health and safety checks to do, risk assessments, the bloody lot
You'd be the first to complain if we weren't open on time
And don't go in the showers
the legionella test isn't until next week AND NO
YOU'RE NOT GETTING A F UCKING NEW BIG SCREEN
and complicated