16-07-2015, 18:42
Beefy, An annoyingly self-righteous man went to the doctor for a check-up.
He said, "I feel terrible. Please examine me and tell me what's wrong with me."
"Let's begin with a few questions," said the doctor, "Do you drink much?"
"Alcohol?" said Beefy. "I'm a teetotaler. Never touch a drop."
"How about smoking?" asked the doctor.
"Never," replied Beefy. "Tobacco is bad, and I have strong principles against it."
"Well, uh." asked the doctor, "do you have much sex life?"
"Oh, no," said Beefy. "Sex is sin. I'm in bed by 10:30 every night and I always have been."
The doctor paused, looked at Beefy hard, and asked, "Well, do you have pains in your head?"
"Yes," said Beefy. "I have terrible pains in my head."
"O.K.," said the doctor. "That's your trouble. Your halo is on too tight!"
DD
He said, "I feel terrible. Please examine me and tell me what's wrong with me."
"Let's begin with a few questions," said the doctor, "Do you drink much?"
"Alcohol?" said Beefy. "I'm a teetotaler. Never touch a drop."
"How about smoking?" asked the doctor.
"Never," replied Beefy. "Tobacco is bad, and I have strong principles against it."
"Well, uh." asked the doctor, "do you have much sex life?"
"Oh, no," said Beefy. "Sex is sin. I'm in bed by 10:30 every night and I always have been."
The doctor paused, looked at Beefy hard, and asked, "Well, do you have pains in your head?"
"Yes," said Beefy. "I have terrible pains in my head."
"O.K.," said the doctor. "That's your trouble. Your halo is on too tight!"
DD
Ubique.