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Expert Witness
Aynuk,Ayli and their mate Marlene were witnesses to a robbery in Sedgley, so they were asked to go up to the police station to identify the suspect. The CID Sergeant said he would show them on the computer a photograph of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for a description.
After showing the photo to Marlene, he blanked the screen, then asked her how she would recognise the suspect. '' That's easy,'' she replied. ''He's only got one eye.''
The Officer was stunned. ''He only has one eye because it is a profile shot! Think about it!''
He then repeated the procedure for Aynuk and again asked how he would recognise him.
''Yow con see it a mile off mate, he's only got one earole, aye he''
''What is the matter with you people?!? I've told you once it is a profile shot! You are seeing him from a side view!''
The Sergeant then finally came to our Ayli again repeating the procedure, and said, ''How would you recognise the suspect? Now think about it before you give me a stupid answer, like those pair''
After viewing the photo, Ayli thought for a minute, then said, ''The blokes wearing contact lenses.''
This took the Sergeant by surprise. He looked real hard at the picture and couldn't tell if the suspect had contact lenses or not. He checked the database and looked at the report on the suspect. Sure enough, when the photograph was taken, the suspect was wearing contact lenses!
He went back to Ayli and asked, ''How could you tell he was wearing contact lenses? Nobody else saw that!''
''Well,'' said Ayli,
"Yes" said the Sergeant in anticipation''
Well, he cor wear glasses with only one eye and one ear, con he?''

With Thanks...

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