[Dingle-Dingle]

Beefy and Bob were in a local bar enjoying a beer when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.
They bought five tickets each at a Pound a pop.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn each had won a prize.
Bob won 1st place, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti. Beefy won 6th prize, a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the Neighbourhood bar for a couple of beers.
Beefy asked Bob how he liked his prize, to which Bob replied, "Great, I love spaghetti!"
Bob asked Beefy, "How about you? How's the toilet brush?"
"Not so good," replied Beefy. "I reckon I'm going to go back to toilet paper."

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