[peiowl]

Not a fight thurnscoe. Can't be bothered with that name caller. I can come on here join in some banter but I better not say anything about Nuhiu or I'm "talking shit" and if I dare to parody Sheffielders I'm "condescending." What is it with him?

Well, at least one poster can see what's going on. Thanks, Owlskev. appreciate your "like."

Btw, especially for Maddix:

Canadians talking about England. Both are sat outside an igloo. Watching out for polar bears.

"So yer from England, eh?"

Takes a swig of his Moose light.

"Yes, from Sheffield actually."

"That anywhere near London, buddy?"

Finishes off the rest of his Moose. Opens another bottle. Screw cap you know. Latest technology for us Canucks.

"Bout 173 miles north."

"That's not far away. Geez. Bet ya know my ex who's moved back over there, eh?" Loud belch. Raw seal meat mustn't agree with him.

"She lives in somewhere called Soho. Never did find out what they do there, eh.

"Erm, I think they make knives and forks. If I'm over there I'll be sure to look her up."

Important note: it's a joke. Just made it up. not meant to be taken seriously. Canadians need not take offence.