[Dingle-Dingle]

A man moves into a nudist colony.
He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture.
But being too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony.
He cuts a photo in half and sends her the top part.
Later, he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother.
The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends her the bottom half.
He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong part, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother.
It says, "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style... it makes your nose look long!"

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