17-06-2015, 00:34
An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra.
The doctor said, "That's no problem.How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The doctor said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right. I don't need them for sex any more as I am over 90 years old.
I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my shoes."
DD
The doctor said, "That's no problem.How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The doctor said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right. I don't need them for sex any more as I am over 90 years old.
I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my shoes."
DD
Ubique.