31-05-2015, 03:58
Not so long back, I was taken ill and was in hospital.
There was one young nurse who really pi$$ed me off.
Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
"And how are we doing this morning, or are we ready for a bath, or are we hungry?"
I had, had enough of this particular nurse.
One day when breakfast was delivered, there was a glass of apple juice on the tray.,
I had also been given a a urine bottle to fill for testing.
The juice was apple juice.
So ........ you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.
"My, but it seems we are a little cloudy today ."
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying,
"Well, I'll run it through again.
Maybe I can filter it better this time."
The nurse fainted! .
I just lay back and smiled.
DD
There was one young nurse who really pi$$ed me off.
Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
"And how are we doing this morning, or are we ready for a bath, or are we hungry?"
I had, had enough of this particular nurse.
One day when breakfast was delivered, there was a glass of apple juice on the tray.,
I had also been given a a urine bottle to fill for testing.
The juice was apple juice.
So ........ you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.
"My, but it seems we are a little cloudy today ."
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying,
"Well, I'll run it through again.
Maybe I can filter it better this time."
The nurse fainted! .
I just lay back and smiled.
DD
Ubique.