[St Charles Owl]

lucky you two are stateside and not here or Oyston would be suing you quicker than a policeman who's spilt a free coffee

To be fair, I am not slandering them with regard to their manhood, or saying they are criminals or even using bad words against them, I am just saying they are just low life scum who have no clue how to run a football club and are slowly but surely killing it!!

The free speech laws over here should protect me nicely on that one!!

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lucky you two are stateside and not here or Oyston would be suing you quicker than a policeman who's spilt a free coffee

How many policemen does it take to crack an egg ?

None, it fell down the stairs on it's own 

Sorry, we have concluded a thorough investigation into this matter and have determined that the policeman concerned feared for his life while trying to apprehend an egg who had ignored his mothers advice and crossed the road to rob a convenience store.  When confronted the officer used perfectly reasonable force to subdue said egg, who ended up being fried by the Tazer the officer used, taking a beating from the fall, having his mind scrambled further from the shock, before once again boiling with rage and unfortunately he died from the wounds he received.  We maintain though that the crack in his outer hard exterior was already there and must have been as a result of the robbery that he had previously committed!!  We do not feel it is relevant that this particular bad egg was indeed of the organic variety and did indeed have brown skin, the officer involved previously had no issue arresting poachers of both the white and brown egg variety!!