14-05-2015, 01:52
An elderly Beefy walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Beefy: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a hotel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Beefy: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Beefy: 'I'm CofE.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Beefy: 'I'm 92 years old ..... I'm telling everybody!'
DD
Beefy: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a hotel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Beefy: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Beefy: 'I'm CofE.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Beefy: 'I'm 92 years old ..... I'm telling everybody!'
DD


Ubique.