[Chunderbuxton]

My dear old chap, good to hear from you

Lady Elspeth and I were just having a pink gin when your reply came through, she went a funny colour, and now she's gone off to feed the peacocks - I'm a bit worried in case she falls into the fountain again.

So, how are things, old boy? Is your tuna man going to change things? Has Mr.Mendacious left the farm altogether?

Lots to discuss, not least our respective teams' total lack of success.

We're hunting with the Quorn this weekend, but next week would be a good time to catch up.

Yours aye,

Chunders