02-05-2015, 11:55
Three young lads from Dudley were in London when they saw a drowning man in the river Thames. They all dive in to save him from drowning and saved his life. The man said that he was David Cameron and that for saving his life he would grant them all one wish each.
The first lad said that he wished for a new bike as mum and dad could never afford to buy him one. OK said Cameron,please be here tomorrow and my secretary will bring you a diamond studded bike with five gears.
He said to the second lad, and what is your wish,and the boy replied, I would love a laptop computer but,my parents do not have enough money to buy me one. Right said Cameron,be here tomorrow and my secretary will bring you a top of the range Dell computer
Turning to the third lad he asked,and what is you wish,and the lad replied that he wished for a state funeral. Cameron replied a state funeral,you are much to young to want one of those. The lad said,Mr Cameron,when my mum and dad back in Dudley find out that I helped to save you from drowning they are going to bloody well kill me.
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The first lad said that he wished for a new bike as mum and dad could never afford to buy him one. OK said Cameron,please be here tomorrow and my secretary will bring you a diamond studded bike with five gears.
He said to the second lad, and what is your wish,and the boy replied, I would love a laptop computer but,my parents do not have enough money to buy me one. Right said Cameron,be here tomorrow and my secretary will bring you a top of the range Dell computer
Turning to the third lad he asked,and what is you wish,and the lad replied that he wished for a state funeral. Cameron replied a state funeral,you are much to young to want one of those. The lad said,Mr Cameron,when my mum and dad back in Dudley find out that I helped to save you from drowning they are going to bloody well kill me.
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Ubique.