13-04-2015, 18:30
A Romanian girl is about to get married.
Her Mum says to her,"Emerald,you do realise that when you're married your husband will want to stick his most prized possession into where you pi$$?"
Emerald replies,"Don´t be silly Ma,how the xxxx is he gonna fit his Horse an cart in the kitchen sink?"
DD
Her Mum says to her,"Emerald,you do realise that when you're married your husband will want to stick his most prized possession into where you pi$$?"
Emerald replies,"Don´t be silly Ma,how the xxxx is he gonna fit his Horse an cart in the kitchen sink?"
DD
Ubique.