[Dingle-Dingle]

So, Cameron,Clegg,Milliband and Sturgeon are in the pub, Sturgeon is bored so checks her watch, panic it's gone, she looks down and sees Cameron is standing on it, he's haranguing Milliband saying he's a loser, can't win and will have to rely on the SNP to gain power.

Enraged Sturgeon strides over and gives Cameron two massive whacks with her handbag decking him, standing over the prostrate PM she snarls "yer noo getting away wi' that....not on my watch"

Bored with the election already. DD