26-03-2015, 14:41
This is a genuine German joke........
A couple are having "marital difficulties", so the wife goes to see a therapist who advises her to try to use her imagination to spice things up a bit. Anxious to follow this advice, she buys some hot, black lingerie and fishnets, and awaits her husband's return in the hall, stockinged leg draped provocatively over a chair, Marlene Dietrich style.
Her husband finally comes home, but turns ashen faced when he sees her.
"Oh no. You're dressed all in black. Has something happened to mother??"
DDÂ
A couple are having "marital difficulties", so the wife goes to see a therapist who advises her to try to use her imagination to spice things up a bit. Anxious to follow this advice, she buys some hot, black lingerie and fishnets, and awaits her husband's return in the hall, stockinged leg draped provocatively over a chair, Marlene Dietrich style.
Her husband finally comes home, but turns ashen faced when he sees her.
"Oh no. You're dressed all in black. Has something happened to mother??"
DDÂ
Ubique.