[Daffodils on the piano]

Anyway back to Corrie,that twat who hasn't been living in the street two minutes and he's already xxxx Maria and pretending to tile her kitchen,I could tile her kitchen easy.And I've got all the proper tools. And I could xxxx her.Then there's that Tony bloke who apart from shagging Liz,he is also shagging that mad bint Tracey,she was stood there last week in her undies,stockings and a see through thing.I could shag her.
Gail is going to be upset again soon,you an see it coming.I could step in to comfort her.