[Lord Snooty]

I never did get a mullet, jjamez. Always fancied dreadlocks but Chaffers said I'd look stupid.

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As for the new boss. I want someone who'll give us watchable football, not tippy tappy cautious rubbish we've gotten used to. Football like we had under Lee Clark. Fast attacking football. If we let three in, we'll score four. That's what I mean.

Good article though, jjamez.