[Dingle-Dingle]

I saw Nicola Sturgeon sitting alone in a bar, so I thought I'd try my luck.

"Fancy nipping into the toilets for a quick xxxx?" I asked her.

"No, get lost," she said.

"Come on. you know you want to," I persisted, placing my hand on her leg.

"Look, no means no," she shouted, slapping my hand away.

"Fair enough," I said, standing up. "You just remember that."

   

DD