[Thurnscoe_OWL]

Not surprised you don't remember him.


(this part should be read in a David Attenborough voice)

This player is a rare breed last seen about 2 years ago, he was a regular sight on the team sheet but was easily frightened and often went missing on a Saturday afternoon.
Once thought to be the next big thing and often compared to gazza, he is now rumoured to be playing in the u21's team but refuses to leave his home and move to other areas of the country in order to improve his career as he wishes to avoid the potential dangers from the bigger, better, more promising footballers