[Lord Snooty]

Aaaw, that's a sad tale, theo. I almost lost Chaffers through mis-diagnosis and medical negligence, but let's not go there now.

We shall indeed give the old lass a good send off. She never went to watch the Town, didn't even watch football on telly, but every time I saw her she would ask how Town had done and who they were playing next.

Lost again, mum!