[theo_luddite]

At my last look and count, once the spiders had moved out and took all their dust with them, I had approx 100 each of them big vinyl thingy's (plus a slack handfull of their smaller relatives) that have apparently become popular (but bloody expensive) again, them tape thingy's that always used to get caught up in your car tape player thingy and leave you with 100yds of tape you tried to rewind and not tie in knots with a clear plastic biro and those shiny discy tea mug coaster sized things that go in one of them slide in slide out drawery things. There's probably about half-a-dozen in each collection that the local charity shops wouldn't take off me if I paid them let alone see light of day again in or on the relevant piece of furniture over there in the corner that is required to play them. The rest? I'll play tomorrow, ....... when tomorrow comes.

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I also see Spurs are doing to Wes' 'Aaarm what Spurs did to Town and blew up Herr Wagner's gegenpressing tic-tacs back in the day. One or two passes out of defence and it's back to the half-way line for yet another kick-off. Ooooh, handbags and 'Lympic Diving finals. 'Tishoo, 'Tishoo we all fall down. Pathetic.