[theo_luddite]

The ability of players to miss open goals in this division is astonishing. That includes us. I expected the football to drop in quality, having been here for a long time before. Thought there might have been some improvement. I've ordered some studs to fit in me golf shoes. Oh, hang on, I don't have golf shoes with screw in soft spikes anymore. Pretty sure I could trap a bag of cement in a phone box though, whether with my boots or my 7 iron. Our lot couldn't today. Don't get me started about passing wind or barn doors. It's beginning to look Iike we need a weekend off.

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Meanwhile in Telford

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