[Dingle-Dingle]

Two boys are playing football in the park when one of them is attacked by a rottweiler. Thinking quickly, his friend rips a plank of wood from a fence, forces it into the dog's collar and twists it, breaking the dog's neck. All the while, a newspaper reporter who was taking a stroll through the park is watching. He rushes over, introduces himself and takes out his pad and pencil to start his story for the next edition. He writes, "West Brom fan saves friend from vicious animal."
The boy interrupts: "But I'm not a Baggies fan."
The reporter starts again: "Villa fan saves friend from horrific attack."
The boy interrupts again: "I'm not a Villa fan either."
The reporter asks: "Who do you support, then?"
"Wolves," replies the boy.
So the reporter starts again: "Dingle bastard kills family pet..."

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