[theo_luddite]

Peter Bleksley @PeterBleksley

I am deeply disappointed not to be named in England’s provisional Euro 2024 squad, and hereby announce my retirement from international football. It’s been one heck of a ride.

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I'm thinking of hanging my boots up too. I mean? He's dropped Rashford and not once come to watch my Back Garden Prima Donna League performances. Pffft.
I can kick a ball back to the neighbours kids as good as anyone round here. 6' high defensive walls, er fences and all that. At least they don't jump when you try to curl one over them.

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Telly was poor last night, thankfully we have a summer of Sport in front of us.

The Euro’s, The Cricket T20 WorldCup, Wimbledon Tennis and the Olympics.

That should keep you busy until the new season kicks off again

Can't wait for the break dancing (not). Oh, and the surfing in the Pacific, just off the coast of Paris.
The Triathlon section in the Turds of The Seine might be fun though. Then again, it might be shit, but it will be French merde instead of ours.



What's the time penalty for dropping an onion? Can it be made up by eating a garlic clove?

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Just realised, left back. Left back is where I can suddeny shine. He's got a shortage there has our Gareth.


Left back at home, not much different from my Sunday League days then.

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Been wearing my coat for the last hour in case you are wondering.