05-03-2024, 00:17
(This post was last modified: 05-03-2024, 00:18 by theo_luddite.)
It's twearly Snoots. I've been asked if I know what twerk and twerking means.
So I said ..
Twerk is where I (used to) go to on t'bus in t'morning to get paid a wage.
Twerking is what is used to do in order get paid for twerk I did to pay for t'bus to get there.
Teenagers today eh? Not a scooby.
They think it's som'at to do with trying to do what looks like having a bonk wth thin air, or using your favourite hand in the shower and I dont mean to wash the wax out of your ears. Who's gonna pay you for that?
Apparently they get paid loads for it on YouTube or Onlyfans (I thought that was a footy fans website
).
We've all been in the wrong jobs for yonks apparently. Don't think I'll be boosting me pension funds on those sites though.
Me hands aren't very photogenic.
So I said ..
Twerk is where I (used to) go to on t'bus in t'morning to get paid a wage.
Twerking is what is used to do in order get paid for twerk I did to pay for t'bus to get there.
Teenagers today eh? Not a scooby.
They think it's som'at to do with trying to do what looks like having a bonk wth thin air, or using your favourite hand in the shower and I dont mean to wash the wax out of your ears. Who's gonna pay you for that?
Apparently they get paid loads for it on YouTube or Onlyfans (I thought that was a footy fans website
). We've all been in the wrong jobs for yonks apparently. Don't think I'll be boosting me pension funds on those sites though.
Me hands aren't very photogenic.
A guide to cask ale.
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“In the best pubs, you can spend entire afternoons deep in refreshment without a care in the world.”
“In the best pubs, you can spend entire afternoons deep in refreshment without a care in the world.”