[Dingle-Dingle]

A gorilla is walking through the jungle, when it comes to a water hole, where a lion is having a drink.
The gorilla notices that the lions’ rear end is sticking up in the air, and, overcome by lust, the gorilla sneaks up on the unsuspecting lion, and has his wicked way.
When he finishes, he pushes the shocked lion into the water, and runs into the jungle.
He comes into a clearing, where a man wearing a pith helmet, sitting in a deckchair, reading a newspaper.
On seeing the gorilla, the man jumps up, throws the newspaper to the floor and knocking the deckchair over, runs panic stricken into the jungle. In the haste of his flight the pith helmet falls off and lands on the jungle floor, whereupon the gorilla puts the deckchair up, dons the pith helmet, sits down in the deckchair, and snatches up the newspaper.
At this precise moment, the enraged lion runs into the clearing and says,
“Have you seen a gorilla?”
The gorilla, his face hidden behind the newspaper says,
“You don’t mean the one who fukced the lion down by the waterhole?”
And the astonished lion blurted out.
“Bloody hell. It’s not in the fukcin' paper already is it???”

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