19-03-2023, 17:29
Friday night, Mick went to his friend George and said, "George, I need a favour - I'm sleeping with the bartender's wife. Can you hold him in the pub for an hour after he closes up?"
George was not very fond of the idea, but being Mick's lifelong friend, he reluctantly agreed.
After the pub closed, George struck up a conversation with the bartender asking him all sorts of stupid questions in an effort to keep him occupied. After some time, the bartender became suspicious and asked, "George what are you really up to with all this?"
George, filled with feelings of guilt and remorse, confessed to the bartender and said, "I'm sorry Dave, my friend Mick is sleeping with your wife right now and asked me to keep you occupied."
The bartender smiled and putting a brotherly hand on George's shoulder, said "Mate I think you'd better hurry home, my wife died two years ago."?
DD#No1
George was not very fond of the idea, but being Mick's lifelong friend, he reluctantly agreed.
After the pub closed, George struck up a conversation with the bartender asking him all sorts of stupid questions in an effort to keep him occupied. After some time, the bartender became suspicious and asked, "George what are you really up to with all this?"
George, filled with feelings of guilt and remorse, confessed to the bartender and said, "I'm sorry Dave, my friend Mick is sleeping with your wife right now and asked me to keep you occupied."
The bartender smiled and putting a brotherly hand on George's shoulder, said "Mate I think you'd better hurry home, my wife died two years ago."?
DD#No1
Ubique.