02-02-2023, 13:33
A farmer from Texas visits a farmer in Australia.
The Aussie shows him his corn field, the yank says"back home in Texas we have fields 10 times that size and about 2 meters higher."
Then he shows him his heard of cows. " back hom in Texas we have Cattle heards around 10,000 strong and each one weighs about a ton more than these"
Just then a group of Kangaroos come bouncing into the meadow " well what the hell are these? " says the yank.
The Aussie looks at him and says "don't you have Grasshoppers back home in Texas".
DD#No1
The Aussie shows him his corn field, the yank says"back home in Texas we have fields 10 times that size and about 2 meters higher."
Then he shows him his heard of cows. " back hom in Texas we have Cattle heards around 10,000 strong and each one weighs about a ton more than these"
Just then a group of Kangaroos come bouncing into the meadow " well what the hell are these? " says the yank.
The Aussie looks at him and says "don't you have Grasshoppers back home in Texas".
DD#No1
Ubique.