[theo_luddite]

Well, he didn't say anything that won't happen anyway.
Inflation will come down, not through anything he's going to do. He likes to claim he wasn't responsible for it going up so how can he be responsible for it coming down?
Debt will be reduced as a result, even I can work that one out, but it won't be by much
NHS waiting times will be reduced - well, yeah, as a result of all the deaths waiting for ambulances/to be admitted/treated/stuck in ambulances and folk waiting to be diagnosed for other easily treatable stuff, pretty much along Covid lines. Hell they've only killed about 550,000 earlier than expected in 13 years, what's another 200,000 between now and the next election for the Party of Death?
Strikes? Covered above. You can only go on strike from now on as long as you keep doing the overtime.
Small boats - that's working out well, like immigration, numbers arriving keeps going up in spite of the offer of a free holiday in the sun in Rwanda.
Family? Er, what was that all about again? Must ask some chap called Harry about how that family thing works in real life. I'm sure we aren't quite as dysfunctional, but then again I don't have the Sun/Mail/Express asking a bloke with a long camera lens to photograph my windows every time I switch the bathroom light on in the hope of seeing my willy or (in his case) his wife's tits or otherwise picking my nose in public either. Not that our lot agree about everything. Oh and me and my brothers have never, ever argued, or had a fight, no never. Well not that we've ever put into print anyway and who would give a shit if we did? Oh, Sun/Mail/Express readers apparently! Ooo'd a thunk eh?
Never - pass the wine our kid. No, the red one you plonker.