03-11-2022, 13:19
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night. He’s over the moon.
A friend was having a bonfire, and I sprayed it with a fire extinguisher. He was de-lighted.
I always use male and female cutlery on Bonfire Night, with girl knives and guy forks.
Wore my new jacket to see the local bonfire and it burst into flames. Started as a smoking jacket, ended as a blazer.
Slept like a log last night. Woke up as they were building a bonfire.
Wish I’d never got a tattoo of a bonfire on my wrist. Loads of places won’t allow me in with fire arms.
Someone threw my 70s records on the bonfire. It was a disco inferno.
Searched online for something to light a bonfire. It said “no matches found”.
If you get stranded on an island, light a bonfire on the beach. It’s a shore fire way of being seen.
I remember right back to before I lit my bonfire. Those were dark times.
DD#No1
A friend was having a bonfire, and I sprayed it with a fire extinguisher. He was de-lighted.
I always use male and female cutlery on Bonfire Night, with girl knives and guy forks.
Wore my new jacket to see the local bonfire and it burst into flames. Started as a smoking jacket, ended as a blazer.
Slept like a log last night. Woke up as they were building a bonfire.
Wish I’d never got a tattoo of a bonfire on my wrist. Loads of places won’t allow me in with fire arms.
Someone threw my 70s records on the bonfire. It was a disco inferno.
Searched online for something to light a bonfire. It said “no matches found”.
If you get stranded on an island, light a bonfire on the beach. It’s a shore fire way of being seen.
I remember right back to before I lit my bonfire. Those were dark times.
DD#No1
Ubique.