30-10-2022, 13:40
Why do skeletons have low self-esteem? They have no body to love.
Know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper.
What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn't have the guts.
What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow? A numb-skull.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
Where does a skeleton go for a fun night? Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Do you know a skeleton joke? Yes, but you wouldn't find it very humerus.
What's a skeleton's favorite song? "Bad to the Bone."
Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Where did the skeleton keep his money? In the crypt-o market.
What kind of art do skeletons like? Skulltures.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? A trom-bone.
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Know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper.
What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn't have the guts.
What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow? A numb-skull.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
Where does a skeleton go for a fun night? Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Do you know a skeleton joke? Yes, but you wouldn't find it very humerus.
What's a skeleton's favorite song? "Bad to the Bone."
Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Where did the skeleton keep his money? In the crypt-o market.
What kind of art do skeletons like? Skulltures.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? A trom-bone.
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