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Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He heard it had great circulation.
How do vampires get around on Halloween? On blood vessels.
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? It’s a pain in the neck.
What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? A grave problem.
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? All the jam has been sucked out of the doughnuts.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine? Because he was coffin too much.
What's a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor? Vein-illa.
Why do vampires not want to become investment bankers? They hate stakeholders.
Why are vampires bad at art? They are only able to draw blood.

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