30-10-2022, 11:05
Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind.
Why did the headless horseman go into business? He wanted to get ahead in life.
What kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween? Wrap music.
Why don’t mummies have friends? Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves.
Why couldn’t the mummy go to school with the witch? He couldn’t spell.
How do mummies tell their future? They read their horror-scope.
Where does a mummy go on vacation? The Dead Sea.
What do you call Ryan Gosling in a mummy costume? Ryan Gauzeling
What do you call a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts? A Pharaoh Roche.
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Why did the headless horseman go into business? He wanted to get ahead in life.
What kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween? Wrap music.
Why don’t mummies have friends? Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves.
Why couldn’t the mummy go to school with the witch? He couldn’t spell.
How do mummies tell their future? They read their horror-scope.
Where does a mummy go on vacation? The Dead Sea.
What do you call Ryan Gosling in a mummy costume? Ryan Gauzeling
What do you call a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts? A Pharaoh Roche.
DD#No1
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