[theo_luddite]

You think it's unbelievable in Scotland?

Nowt's changed down here - throw out a batshit crazy idea, give the press a week or two to pick it over and decide it's not just batshit but it's also complete and utter bollocks, so do a U-turn, even on the morning of your Party Conference.

The main difference now is we've gone from an out and out lying thick bastard to a thick bastard that can't even attempt to answer a question, let alone make up a load of complete and utter bollocks and consider that as their final answer. She also needs help, or an A-Z, to help her out of the room she entered less than 30 minutes earlier. I think Google Maps would be beyond her comprehension let alone her knowledge of geography.