[Salopbaggie]

Thought for the week:
English is the only language where you drive on parkways and park in driveways.
It is also the only language where you recite in a play and play in a recital.
The word Queue is just a Q followed by 4 silent letters.
Jail and prison are synonyms, but jailer and prisoner are antonyms
When you transport something by car is can be called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it is called cargo
Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don't have toetips. Yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.