17-03-2022, 00:43
When someone in a black BMW 5 Series cuts you up and gives you the bird...
Do not, repeat do not, be pleasantly surprised to discover their car in the underground car park...
And definitely don't cover the bumper mounted proximity sensors with black, self adhesive insulation tape...
Don't be so infantile to sit and watch as they attempt to reverse with every warning light pinging on the dashboard at them...
Or smile when they get out and wander round in bemusement...
And obviously don't drive past and say "Can't park that there mate..."
It's childish and you should never do it.
DD #No1
Do not, repeat do not, be pleasantly surprised to discover their car in the underground car park...
And definitely don't cover the bumper mounted proximity sensors with black, self adhesive insulation tape...
Don't be so infantile to sit and watch as they attempt to reverse with every warning light pinging on the dashboard at them...
Or smile when they get out and wander round in bemusement...
And obviously don't drive past and say "Can't park that there mate..."
It's childish and you should never do it.
DD #No1
Ubique.