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Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down for so long!
Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster , while drinking coffee!  All of us agreed that things are getting bad .
I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything .
Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant .
In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine , no situation is too pressing .
The hoover was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up , but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over!
The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip.
The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to ........yes , you guessed it.....pull myself together !

DD    

That's cheered me up, DD.
I was reading your post and checking out my underwear, just happy my Baggies haven't let me down for 3 weeks.