[Dingle-Dingle]

A young lady was driving her car in a snowstorm for the very first time when she became lost. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plough to come along and just follow it."
Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plough came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plough for about forty-five minutes.
Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plough.
The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Asda car park, do you want to follow me over to Tesco's now?

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