[Dingle-Dingle]

One morning when Fat Sam woke up, he walked outside and realized he wasn't in Kansas anymore.
Just then, a good witch appeared. "Welcome to the land of Oz," she said. "If you want to return home, you must follow the yellow-brick road to the Emerald City and speak directly to the Wizard of Oz himself." And so, Fat Sam set off down the yellow-brick road.

Fat Sam walked through a farm and met a Sawyer. "Where are you off to?" asked the Sawyer.
"I'm off to see the Wizard to see if he can take me back to Kansas," said Fat Sam
"Do you think he can give me a brain?" asked the Sawyer.
"I suppose," replied Fat Sam. And so, Fat Sam and the Sawyer set off down the yellow-brick road.

Fat Sam and the Sawyer walked through a forest and met a man made of Gravy. "Where are you off to?" asked the Gravy man.
"I'm off to see the Wizard to see if he can take me back to Kansas," said Fat Sam.
"And to see if he can give me a brain," added the Sawyer.

"Do you think he can give me a heart?" asked the Gravy man.
"I suppose," replied Fat Sam. And so, Fat Sam, the Sawyer, and the Gravy man set off down the yellow-brick road.

Fat Sam, the Sawyer, and the Gravy man walked through a jungle and met a Phillip. "Where are you off to?" asked the Phillip.
"I'm off to see the Wizard to see if he can take me back to Kansas," said Fat Sam.
"And to see if he can give me a brain," added the Sawyer.
"And to see if he can give me a heart," added the Gravy man.

"Do you think he can give me courage?" asked the Phillip.
"I suppose," replied Fat Sam. And so, Fat Sam, the Sawyer, the Gravy man, and the Phillip set off down the yellow-brick road.

Finally, Fat Sam, the Sawyer, the Gravy man, and the Phillip arrived at the Emerald City and met the Wizard. "What brings you here?" asked the Wizard.
"I came here to see if you can take me back to Kansas," said Fat Sam.
"And to see if you can give me a brain," added the Sawyer.
"And to see if you can give me a heart," added the Gravy man.
"And to see if you can give me courage," added the Phillip.

The Wizard transported them all to the Midlands. "Hey!" said Fat Sam. "I wanted to go back to Kansas! Why here. What about the other three?"

The Wizard turned to the Sawyer, the Gravy man, and the Phillip. "This is the West Bromwich Albion, where you don't need a brain, a heart, or courage," he said.

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