30-10-2020, 19:39
A tourist walked into a pet store looking at the animals on display.
While he was there, a naval officer from the Ministry of Defence walked in and said to the shopkeeper
"I'll take one of those monkeys, please"
The shopkeeper nodded, went to a cage at the side of the store and took out a monkey.
He put a collar and leash on the animal and handed it the officer, saying, "That will be £1,000, please." The officer paid and left with the monkey.
The surprised tourist went to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey" back home most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?"
The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that's a special Royal Navy Artificer monkey, he can ring for action stations and operate the missile systems of a frigate, he's passed the Navy's Fitness Test, and can perform the duties of a Petty Officer with no back chat or complaints. he's well worth the money".
The tourist spotted a monkey in another cage. "That ones even more expensive! £5,000! What does it do?" he asked. "Oh, that one" replied the shopkeeper. "That's a " RAF Engineering Officer" monkey. It can instruct at all levels of maintenance, supervise repairs of the aircraft, and even do all of the paperwork. A very useful monkey indeed".
The tourist looked around a little longer and found a third monkey in a cage. The price tag was £10,000. The shocked tourist exclaimed, "This one costs more than all the others put together! What in the world can it do?"
"To be quite honest" said the shopkeeper "I've never actually seen him do anything but drink beer, play with his dick and wind-up the other monkeys, but his papers say he's in the Royal Engineers"
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While he was there, a naval officer from the Ministry of Defence walked in and said to the shopkeeper
"I'll take one of those monkeys, please"
The shopkeeper nodded, went to a cage at the side of the store and took out a monkey.
He put a collar and leash on the animal and handed it the officer, saying, "That will be £1,000, please." The officer paid and left with the monkey.
The surprised tourist went to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey" back home most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?"
The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that's a special Royal Navy Artificer monkey, he can ring for action stations and operate the missile systems of a frigate, he's passed the Navy's Fitness Test, and can perform the duties of a Petty Officer with no back chat or complaints. he's well worth the money".
The tourist spotted a monkey in another cage. "That ones even more expensive! £5,000! What does it do?" he asked. "Oh, that one" replied the shopkeeper. "That's a " RAF Engineering Officer" monkey. It can instruct at all levels of maintenance, supervise repairs of the aircraft, and even do all of the paperwork. A very useful monkey indeed".
The tourist looked around a little longer and found a third monkey in a cage. The price tag was £10,000. The shocked tourist exclaimed, "This one costs more than all the others put together! What in the world can it do?"
"To be quite honest" said the shopkeeper "I've never actually seen him do anything but drink beer, play with his dick and wind-up the other monkeys, but his papers say he's in the Royal Engineers"
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