16-10-2020, 10:23
The Queen and Dolly Parton both died on the same day and were waiting outside the Pearley Gates. Saint Petrus came by and said, "Sorry, we´ve only got room for one at the moment, so which one of you should i let in?"
Dolly dropped her bra and said, "Arn´t they heavanly Petrus?"
The Queen went into the bog, flushed the loo and Saint Petrus said, "You may enter, your Majesty."
Dolly was fuming and said, What the fxxk, cause she had a shite she can come in but you ignore ma big pair?"
Saint Petrus said, Dolly you should know that a Royal Flush beats a pair anytime!"
DD
Dolly dropped her bra and said, "Arn´t they heavanly Petrus?"
The Queen went into the bog, flushed the loo and Saint Petrus said, "You may enter, your Majesty."
Dolly was fuming and said, What the fxxk, cause she had a shite she can come in but you ignore ma big pair?"
Saint Petrus said, Dolly you should know that a Royal Flush beats a pair anytime!"
DD
Ubique.