08-01-2015, 03:13
(07-01-2015, 23:55)Ska Wrote: Really chuffed for them. Though slightly worrying times for my old man, whose lifelong promise to my mom has been that he'd buy her a new house/new car/everything else she's ever asked for "when Walsall win the cup". Bit of an amateur's mistake, not specifying which cup...
Three guys were out playing golf.
The first guy says, "You would not believe what I had to do to get my wife to let me play golf today. I had to buy her a mink coat."
The second guy says, "That's nothing. I had to promise my wife to take her on a carribean vacation for our next holiday."
The third guy says, "I never have any problem getting away to play."
The other two guys are amazed. "How do you do it?" they want to know.
"Easy," says the third guy, "First I have a couple of beers after work, then I come in after she's asleep, make an awful racket, climb into bed, slap her on the rear and say-'so honey, what's it going to be intercourse or golf course?'.
She always says: "Get your clubs."
DD
Up the Saddlers.
Ubique.