[Salopbaggie]

I used to be a postie in a small town.
Everyone in the town knew me.
I retired a few months ago.
As I went around the round on my last day many of the houses I went to, families were greeting me and wishing me well for the future.
I got many gifts, flowers, cards and presents … then I got to the last house on the route.

The woman of the house came to the door stark naked.
She quietly took me upstairs and made sweet passionate love to me for hours until we passed out.
The next morning, she hurried downstairs and made me a huge breakfast. eggs, bacon with all the trimmings.
and she served it to me in bed.

I looked up and said,
“This has been amazing and I am stunned and thankful but … why?”
She replied,
“I asked my husband what we should get you for your retirement before he went on a business trip.”
He said “F*ck him.
Breakfast was my idea.