[Dingle-Dingle]

A LITTLE BOY got on the bus and sat next to a man reading a book. The boy noticed the man had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.

The man. who was a priest, said "I am a Father."

The little boy replied, "My daddy dosen't wear his collar like that."

The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many."

The boy replied, My dad has four boys, four girls and two grand children, and he dosen't wear his collar that way."

Getting impatient, the priest said, "I am the Father of hundreds,"and he went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, leaned over and said "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."

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