(03-01-2020, 12:48)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed as it left a Birmingham publishing house last night.
According to the Press, witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied,
confused, punchy, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered,
mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, flabbergasted,
astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, boggled,
overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, and perplexed.
DD
The driver was:
tipsy, stoned, stewed, high, plastered, inebriated, crocked, flying, lush, befuddled, lit, sloshed, muddled, glazed, wasted, flushed, potted, tanked, bashed, and buzzed......
the b*stard, tw*t, w*nker..........
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with