02-01-2020, 16:26
A guy is walking down the street and sees a massive funeral procession. At the front of the line is a man with a pit bull, then 2 coffins, followed by 200 people. Curious, he asks the man what happened.
"Well," says the man, "My pitbull killed my wife last Thursday, then on Friday, he killed my mother-in-law."
The first man thinks about it for a second, and says, "Would you mind if I borrowed your dog for a couple of days?"
The man shrugs, points behind him and says "Get in line."
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"Well," says the man, "My pitbull killed my wife last Thursday, then on Friday, he killed my mother-in-law."
The first man thinks about it for a second, and says, "Would you mind if I borrowed your dog for a couple of days?"
The man shrugs, points behind him and says "Get in line."
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Ubique.