[Dingle-Dingle]

So Boxing Day, its a magical time of year,
when companies send you amazing emails with pictures of all the stuff you just brought from them, at half price.

DD

---

A Dingle walks into a bar and says, "Happy New Year, everybody."

The bartender says to him, "We're in the middle of June, you drunken fool."

The Dingle says, "Oh my God, my wife is going to kill me! I've never been so late in all my life!"

DD