30-11-2019, 11:15
Wolverhamptons Annual Classiest woman contest got off to a rip roaring start on Friday night outside a club after Becky and Stacey , both mothers of seven from Priestfield got into a no holds barred bitch fight over Wayne, a 22 year old Nike tracksuit wearing, Vauxhall Corsa driving, absolute tosspot, cocaine dealer from Bilston.
Wayne, who wears a fake Rolex, can barely put a sentence together and is one faulty brake light away from doing a 4 stretch said “tell you Bruv, dem bitches went strong, I been on dese roads since I was a younger and it was jokes how dey went at it fam”
A translator from West Midlands Police was not available to explain what the xxxx the jumped up little gutter rat was saying, so we are still none the wiser.
Both women were treated at the scene for loss of hair extensions, false eyelashes and Stacey was treated for shock after losing the badge off her fake Michael Kors handbag.
The Express and Dingle has learnt that the two women have been charged with possession of offensive make-up and wearing hideous highheels with intent to endanger life.
The competition continues Next Friday night.
DD
Wayne, who wears a fake Rolex, can barely put a sentence together and is one faulty brake light away from doing a 4 stretch said “tell you Bruv, dem bitches went strong, I been on dese roads since I was a younger and it was jokes how dey went at it fam”
A translator from West Midlands Police was not available to explain what the xxxx the jumped up little gutter rat was saying, so we are still none the wiser.
Both women were treated at the scene for loss of hair extensions, false eyelashes and Stacey was treated for shock after losing the badge off her fake Michael Kors handbag.
The Express and Dingle has learnt that the two women have been charged with possession of offensive make-up and wearing hideous highheels with intent to endanger life.
The competition continues Next Friday night.
DD
Ubique.