11-08-2019, 12:34
Customer to Publican, "My wife and I just got into a helluva knock down fight".
Publican "What happened?"
Customer; "When it was all over, she came crawling to me on her hands and knees".
Publican: "Wow what did she say?"
Customer; "She said come out from under that bed right now you coward or I'll kick your flamin head in".
Publican "What happened?"
Customer; "When it was all over, she came crawling to me on her hands and knees".
Publican: "Wow what did she say?"
Customer; "She said come out from under that bed right now you coward or I'll kick your flamin head in".

Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.